Three guys drinking Bud Light and watching The Guard.
GUY 1
Do you think Don Cheadle gets offended when his co-workers have to say racists lines.
GUY 2
Totally, but I’m pretty sure it’s okay.
GUY 3
I mean, like, I’m sure he’s offended, but jokes can’t be too racist if they’re funny.
GUY 2
Yeah! It’s like a unwritten rule that if it’s funny it’s not racist.
GUY 1
Hahahaha!
GUY 2
Actually, it’s probably written somewhere.
After I tell you I majored in art history and work in an art museum you should realize that I like, nay, love art. You should also realize that immediately responding with “fuck that shit” is rude. Do not go on to complain about how much art costs or how there are too many “categories” (huh?) or how you don’t understand avant garde. I don’t understand you. Fuck that shit.
Today I went hiking, read three short stories, made an apple crisp and decided it was time to finally make a blog.
